SUDftw presents...
The MonoTooth
David Letterman Madona Lauren Hutton Alfred E. Neuman Mike Tyson
    The Department of Dental Sciences proudly presents the MonoTooth (patent pending). This marvel of modern medical science eliminates all the gaps between your teeth creating one single attractive tooth. No more gaps between teeth can bring you the following benefits:
  • No more flossing
  • Easier faster checkups
  • Simplified dental hygiene
  • No more spinach in your teeth
  • No unsightly tooth gaps
  • Fewer cavities
  • A bigger smile
    Early animal tests proved to be so successful that this technology may soon be available for human use.

* pending FDA and SPCA approval *


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