Directions: Finely chop a few REALLY old anchovies,some prune juice and a potato and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate sweet-and-low and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with sweet-and-low to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of some prune juice) |
Directions: Finely chop beer,wine and ale and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate pizza and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with pizza to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of wine) |
Omnipotent Creations
Directions: Finely chop Mountain Dew,Crackers and Cheese and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate Cheetos and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with Cheetos to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Crackers) |
JohNNY777
Directions: Finely chop Cookies,Salsa and Chili and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate Chocolate Syrup and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with Chocolate Syrup to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Salsa) |
Directions: Finely chop cold pizza,chewing gum and wilted lettuce and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate coke and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with coke to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of chewing gum) |
Directions: Finely chop marshmallow,popcorn and chocolate chip and combine with 1-half cup of water in a large mixing bowl. Stir the ingredients into a paste-like consistency, then form into balls (or similar shapes) about 1 inch in diameter. Pulverize cheeto and put in a medium sized paper bag. Put the balls into the paper bag, 5 to 7 at a time, and shake until the balls are thoroughly covered. Arrange the balls on a baking sheet and bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with any condiment that you have available. Serves 6 |
UdderInsanity.com
Directions: Finely chop kahlua,hemp and dry instant oatmeal flakes and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate pennies and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with pennies to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of hemp) |
Directions: Finely chop soup,pickles and rice and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate olives and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with olives to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of pickles) |
Directions: Finely chop pasta,raisins and cheese and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate humus and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with humus to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of raisins) |
Directions: Finely chop skittles,dr. pepper and bologna and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate bread and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with bread to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of dr. pepper) |
Directions: Finely chop Eggs,Chili and Taco shells and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate Bush baked beans and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with Bush baked beans to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Chili) |
Directions: Finely chop lettuce,ketchup and butter and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate wine and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with wine to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of ketchup) |
The Peeling Paint WebCam
Directions: Finely chop ramen noodles,tuna fish and 35 cents and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate pocket comb and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with pocket comb to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of tuna fish) |
Directions: Finely chop Cold leftover pizza,Half a bottle of cheap gin and Motzah crumbs and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate moldy unidentifiable substance that smells like leftover sweatsocks and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with moldy unidentifiable substance that smells like leftover sweatsocks to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Half a bottle of cheap gin) |
Sabram Design, Inc.
Directions: Finely chop eggs,sausage and spaghetti sauce and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate lemons and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with lemons to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of sausage) |
Fire Magazine
Directions: Finely chop Spam,Popcorn and cookies and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate Peanut-butter and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with Peanut-butter to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Popcorn) |
ABILCO, Inc.
Directions: Finely chop eggs,orange juice and ham and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate cashews and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with cashews to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of orange juice) |
Blood Monger's Personal Art Gallery
Directions: Finely chop Jello,Chicken and Milk and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate PopCorn and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with PopCorn to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Chicken) |
Directions: Finely chop chocolate,orange juice and Pudding and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate ice cream and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with ice cream to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of orange juice) |
Directions: Finely chop banana,spaghetti and iced tea and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate chocolate and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with chocolate to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of spaghetti) |
Directions: Finely chop catsup,tuna and GRAPES and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate MILK and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with MILK to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of tuna) |
Floodland
Directions: Finely chop bologna,milk and change and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate milk duds and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with milk duds to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of milk) |
Astrology All Stars
Directions: Finely chop carrots,dip and peanut butter and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate raisin bread and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with raisin bread to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of dip) |
World's Largest Covered Wagon
Directions: Finely chop Festus,Miss Kitty and Doc and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate Matt and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with Matt to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of Miss Kitty) |
Directions: Finely chop jelly beans,rotten bananas and coffee grounds and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate egg shells and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with egg shells to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of rotten bananas) |
Directions: Finely chop Eggs,rice and cheese and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate bacon and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with bacon to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of rice) |
Directions: Finely chop cigarette butts,bottle cap and mouse turds and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate navel link and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with navel link to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of bottle cap) |
The Tingler
Directions: Finely chop Kraft singles,stale potato chips and cheetos and place in a large bowl. Add 1 quarter cup of water and stir vigorously. Grate a shoe lace and set aside. Pour the contents of the bowl into a medium sized skillet and fry over medium heat until solidified. Serve warm and sprinkle with a shoe lace to taste. Serve with coffee and orange juice. Serves 2, or more (depending on size of stale potato chips) |